July 24 2014, 2am
maria-ruta's humanoid!Lady Hater has stolen my heart. >:C
By the way, I am frequently mistaken for a boy anyways (being flat chested, “man-shouldered” as my mom calls it, and having thick eyebrows and short hair will do that) so it just might work! …..But would I really want to start a relationship off with a lie????
Not like a nerd such as I would have much of a chance with her anyways.
Oh, My Dear! XD
That’s so cute OMG!
but I don’t know how can I help you! D:
cause if you are girl, she won’t date with you
but if you lied that you are boy, she would be happy with you for the first time(nevermind how nerdy you are - you were brave enough to speak with her, most boys just too scared of her so she is so lonely! XD), but then the fact that you are girl and you were lying to here just will brake her heart!
and of course in this way she will kill you really violently
Yeah, I would rather not die, so I wouldn’t go through with that lie.
(I was a pumpkin all along! I have fooled you all!)
July 23 2014, 11pm
the patron saint of liars and fakes?
Sh-should I be offended? Or is this some sort of poorly phrased joke that I don’t understand?
Seriously though, I would like to know what this is about. If it was a joke, please clarify, if not, please come off anon so I can have a civil conversation to find out what I did wrong.