September 22 2014, 10am
I'm sorry your grandma died, but it seems rude to pick a favorite.
She accepted me no matter what and was sassy and hilarious and so strong and resilient and did so many things and was an amazing person in every other way. My other grandma is a bigot from Missouri. Also no one asked you.
September 22 2014, 12am
When I was trying to grab the scrollbar on someone’s page to get away from a giant pornish post, I moved my hand on the trackpad wrong, so instead of moving to the side, it just zoomed in. Zoomed in RIGHT on the most nsfw spot of the picture. My luck. My life. My poor soon to be stinging with soap retinas.